Hey, Let’s Skip the Corporate Bio Thing

Look, I could do that whole third-person professional bio dance, but that’s not how real conversations happen, right? So let me just tell you what’s up.

I’m Tiny Seller, and I accidentally built this thing while trying to solve my own problems with removing the ick from selling. You know how sometimes the best ideas come from being completely fed up with how everyone else is doing something? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened here.

The “How We Got Here” Story

Picture this: I just got done watching another sales webinar where I’m told the tricks to get people to buy something.

But none of those tricks made me feel any better. In fact, they pissed me off.

Is this how you survive today? Tricking people to get their money which causes them to trick people to get their money?

Here’s the thing – I wasn’t planning to start a business. I was just trying to understand why some marketing resonates with me and others just fall flat.

Well it turned out a bunch of other people were struggling with the same thing.

What We’re Actually About

I’d like to think I’m making marketing less annoying by letting you find out how to make it work by doing the things you already do. No corporate buzzwords. No “synergy.” Just real solutions for real people who are tired of selling for the school of door-to-door vacuum salesmen.

The Real Talk About How We Work

Here’s what you’re getting when you work with us:

  • Actual human conversations, not automated bullshit
  • Solutions that work in the real world, not just in theory
  • Someone who’ll tell you when something isn’t a good fit (yeah, we actually do that)
  • Zero pressure to buy anything – seriously, we hate that stuff too

The “Not For Everyone” Part

Look, we should probably talk about who this isn’t for, because pretending we’re perfect for everyone is just… weird.

This probably isn’t your jam if:

  • You’re looking for the IKEA manual for marketing
  • You believe anything can be used as a means to an end
  • You want to sell no matter how it makes people feel

Want to Chat?

If any of this resonates, hit me up on Threads.

And hey, if you’re thinking “this is weirdly casual for an about page,” that’s kind of the point. We’re building something different here.

The Bottom Line

I’m here to build something fun without all the industry BS that usually comes with it. If that sounds like your kind of thing, you’re probably in the right place.

And if you’re wondering why this about page reads like a late-night text from a friend… well, would you rather get a late-night text or a corporate memo?