Hey, Let’s Skip the Corporate Bio Thing

Look, I could do that whole third-person professional bio dance, but that’s not how real conversations happen, right? So let me just tell you what’s up.

I’m Tiny Seller, and I accidentally built this thing while trying to solve my own problems with [specific problem your business addresses]. You know how sometimes the best ideas come from being completely fed up with how everyone else is doing something? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened here.

The “How We Got Here” Story

Picture this: [Brief, specific story about your journey – keep it real and relatable. Maybe it’s about a frustration, a coffee shop moment, or that 3 AM realization that made you go “wait a minute…”]

Here’s the thing – I wasn’t planning to start a business. I was just trying to [specific goal/problem you were solving], and it turned out a bunch of other people were struggling with the same thing.

What We’re Actually About

We’re making [your industry] less annoying by [your unique approach]. No corporate buzzwords. No “synergy.” Just real solutions for real people who are tired of [common industry problem].

The Real Talk About How We Work

Here’s what you’re getting when you work with us:

  • Actual human conversations, not automated bullshit
  • Solutions that work in the real world, not just in theory
  • Someone who’ll tell you when something isn’t a good fit (yeah, we actually do that)
  • Zero pressure to buy anything – seriously, we hate that stuff too

The “Not For Everyone” Part

Look, we should probably talk about who this isn’t for, because pretending we’re perfect for everyone is just… weird.

This probably isn’t your jam if:

  • You’re looking for [opposite of your ideal client type]
  • You believe [opposite of your core values]
  • You want [common industry approach that you specifically don’t do]

Want to Chat?

If any of this resonates, hit me up at [email]. I actually read and respond to emails (wild concept in 2024, I know).

And hey, if you’re thinking “this is weirdly casual for an about page,” that’s kind of the point. We’re building something different here.

The Bottom Line

We’re here to [core mission] without all the industry BS that usually comes with it. If that sounds like your kind of thing, you’re probably in the right place.

And if you’re wondering why this about page reads like a late-night text from a friend… well, would you rather get a late-night text or a corporate memo?